Jelly, Jethro, and the Jibroni

Season Dos!

And now we’re back! This week on Jelly, Jethro, and the Mzungu, international architect and mustache aficionado Charlie joins the jibrones to weave tales of adventure and intrigue. Have a listen as our esteemed guest offers tips on how to blend in in an African slum, exposes the inner workings of the snake babysitting industry, and fuels our worst nightmares with the escorpión sin cola.

JJJ – Escorpión Sin Cola

It’s no secret around the Jibroni offices that StI holds a BS degree in Destruction Engineering. No one destroys things with the sort of efficiency that this man does. As a result of his propensity for annihilation, the Intern lives his life in a constant state of pseudo-emergency. Even when he stumbles upon some good fortune, his life rapidly maintains homeostasis by throwing another cluster his way. Don’t believe me? Consider the following.

In the past two weeks Steve’s presence has broken the following vehicles:

1) His car

2) His bandmate’s car (he plays maracas in a Good Charlotte latin tribute band called “Los Anthem”)

3) His employer’s corporate car

4) A MARTA train

As a wise man once said, “Steve’s life is what happens to you while you’re busy being a total jibroni.”

-SCK

“Let them eat cake” – a jibroness

The 1% vs the 99%: What does it all mean? On this week’s podcast, the jibronis bring in an anonymous source who’s played both sides of the field. With the help of “Adam”, the guys take a shot at breaking down the growing tension between the ultra-rich and the average jibrone. Listen. Learn. Find the staple.

JJJ – Occupy Jibroni

Thom Yorke look-a-like, drunken web entrepreneur, ambitious future Seattle-ite. This week the Jibronis find themselves engaged in discussion with the one and only Kenny. Grab some Kahlua, lay back in your sleeping pod, and have a listen to some “chill as hell” stories.

JJJ – ChristianChicken.com

Fresh off the midterm break, JJ&J puts a mic in front of Steve the Intern to discover what makes this dude such a jibroni. Press play to hear about his sexually starved seances, his tendency to terrorize technology, and his chances in a fight against an 8 year old kitten.

JJJ – Close Encounters of the Sexual Kind

“Love stinks” – a jibroni

This week marks the 6th episode of JJ&J, meaning we have reached the midterm of this podcasting semester! Have a listen as relationship guru Carrie Ann stops by to school us on the in’s and out’s of casual dating.

JJJ – A Pair and a Spare

JJ&J take a break from their opera friends this week to consult resident Atlanta blogger extraordinaire Bridget Slowey on Urban Dictionary, historical douchebaggery, and a dungle with a strange addiction.

JJJ – The Douchiest Move in History

International opera stars! Awkward bluegrass tones! Steve the Intern broken down into tears!

Despite the incessant whiny protests of Steve, JJ&J injects the show with a fresh dose of culture on this week’s podcast. Listen in as we are joined by professional opera singers David and Caroline, brought to us via Holland, to discuss the finer things in life.

JJJ – The Embarrassment Chime

On the third installment of Jelly, Jethro, and the Jibroni, Brandon Mackie keeps the good vibes rolling with the crew. Listen in as JJ&J advise a listener on how to handle her perverted dog, explore the cultural significance of frat-culture, and offer up a douchebag confessional.

JJJ – Le Vest

This week, Brandon Anderson Mackie joins JJJ in the studio for part 1 of The Mackie Episodes. Listen in as Mackie unveils the secrets of European sex tourism.

JJJ – Eurosex